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book house plants Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts

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book house plants Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up ThoughtsHave you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe things are a little more twisted. Houseplants and Their Fucked Up Thoughts is a laugh out loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinkingand its not pretty. Maybe your

Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you?

Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe… things are a little more twisted.

Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts is a laugh-out-loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinking—and it’s not pretty. Maybe your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic. Your majesty palm is deeply disdainful. And is it possible your philodendron has been eyeing your man?

Packed with witty one-liners and hilariously relatable plant humor, this funny houseplant book is perfect for anyone who talks to their plants—and suspects they’re talking back. With sharp captions and vibrant plant portraits, it’s the ultimate present for the plant parent, plant killer, or green-thumbed goddess in your life.

Just because your plants can’t speak doesn’t mean they don’t have a lot to say. Open this book… if you dare.

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Nae
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 1
Smells too strong
Size: 5 in
My dog hates the way this thing smells. She tries to play with it, but the scent is too strong for her nose. I know it's the scent because she usually sniffs it two or three times in between trying to grab it with her mouth. She treats it like an explosive in her mouth and quickly moves away after spitting it out. She used to have a bone that looked similar to this (same material) that was unscented and she gnawed the hell out of it. My sister's pitbull spent the night and chewed that toy into bits, leaving my Yorkie mourning the loss of her once treasured bone. Please make an UNSCENTED version of this toy!!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 23, 2023
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Michelle H
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect puppy toy!
Color: Pig Balls
The best puppy toys! These will have your pup happy as can be and well worth it! They are extremely loud so fair warning but bringing joy to your dog makes it worth it. Durable for a dog who doesn’t destroy things. Size of a clementine
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DH
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Puppy loves them!
Color: Pig Balls
I boutgh this for my foster puppy that loves squeaky bouncy toys and she LOVES them, she carries one with her everywhere. It is great to play fetch or for her to play by herself, it keeps her occupied. For reference she is a 7m old 30lb Heeler/Pit mix and very much a puppy chewing and ripping everything off. These have hold pretty well, we've had them for a few weeks now and they are still going.
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Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Good product
Color: Pig Balls
Aussie loves them. He is a ball nut. Hours of play with them.
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Gina
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect for small dogs like a Maltese
Color: Pig Balls
My small dogs love them, I have a small poodle and a small Maltese. These balls are a perfect size for their small mouths and have the cutest sound. We have had them almost a month and they haven’t got tore up yet.
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